// Lost causes

Posted by Captain Kneeslide

These guys are the dancing equivalent of born-again Christians. Turn up to some Church of the Slide Whistle every Sunday, ignore the priest touching up anything under a certain height, and then home to dance those demons out.

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// This guy is useful

Posted by Captain Kneeslide

If I ever get lost, I hope i’m around this guy cause I can always find my way home - he has moss growing on his north face like trees in a forest. If in doubt, I head west.

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// Kill it with fire

Posted by Captain Kneeslide

Drawn, quartered, each part burnt seperately and the ashes burried on different continents. Cause we don’t want this thing coming back.

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// Lady Killer

Posted by Captain Kneeslide

Alex likes hitting women during sex. And not during sex. He prefers to wait until they’re asleep for both actually.

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