http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com where dance moves, and dignity, go to die Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:35:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/19/leather/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/19/leather/#comments Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:04:06 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/19/leather/ This guy clings to his masculinity like a 15yr old with daddy issues hugs me in the back seat of my car.

Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/19/leather/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/18/stormtrooper/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/18/stormtrooper/#comments Sun, 18 Nov 2007 05:01:28 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/18/stormtrooper/ This guy lost his “new ass smell” sometime back in the 80’s. Its now rented out to gay parties as a chip and dip.

Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/18/stormtrooper/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/17/kill-whitey/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/17/kill-whitey/#comments Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:00:01 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/17/kill-whitey/ How quickly this crowd turned on whitey. If theres one thing to take away from here, its anything but side to side is a rejection waiting to happen.

Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/17/kill-whitey/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/16/hmmm/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/16/hmmm/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:59:38 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/16/hmmm/ I’m not saying this guy is gay, but if you got to his ass then I think he’d be polite enough to let you finish.

Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/16/hmmm/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/12/lost-causes/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/12/lost-causes/#comments Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:46:24 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/12/lost-causes/ These guys are the dancing equivalent of born-again Christians. Turn up to some Church of the Slide Whistle every Sunday, ignore the priest touching up anything under a certain height, and then home to dance those demons out.

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Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/11/this-guy-is-useful/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/10/kill-it-with-fire/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/10/kill-it-with-fire/#comments Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:41:47 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/10/kill-it-with-fire/ Drawn, quartered, each part burnt seperately and the ashes burried on different continents. Cause we don’t want this thing coming back.

Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/10/kill-it-with-fire/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/09/lady-killer/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/09/lady-killer/#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:39:41 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/09/lady-killer/ Alex likes hitting women during sex. And not during sex. He prefers to wait until they’re asleep for both actually.

Share This Post ]]> http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/09/lady-killer/feed/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/08/get-the-gimp/ http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/08/get-the-gimp/#comments Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:36:11 +0000 Captain Kneeslide http://www.whiteguysdancelikethis.com/2007/11/08/get-the-gimp/ My behymem is in tact. I cannot say the same for these kids.

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