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Leroy, where have you been all my life!?! The last time I went dancing at a rave I could have really used some of these moves. Well I’m not sure it was a rave, but it was a big empty room with a dude sitting on a stool watching me. Only the dude was a bit older and wasn’t wearing a nice suit. In fact he wasn’t wearing much at all. I thought he was asleep at one point but it was hard to see his eyes through the mask. Anyway it must have been a good rave because I can’t remember much of it. That means it was good, right?

What these spectators don’t realise is this dude is actually having a heart attack. Not one of the lazy pricks lifts a finger to help or call for medical assistance. The result, another dance floor dominating white man struck down in the prime of his rhythmic career.

This is a white guy.

This is a white guy on drugs.

The slow motion is probably a bit unnecessary here. Would we have missed some important subtleties of this apparent mating ritual if it was played at normal speed? I say mating ritual because there seems to be some females hovering around the fringes of this all male groove fest. Hopefully thats who they are trying to attract, although by the looks of these two dudes I could be wrong.